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The best dang guac ever!

I’m all about avocados. + I’m even more about that guac. In college my girlfrans and I would go for dinner and drinks before we headed out to the bars every Thirsty Thursday and I would legit order guac for my meal (+ a freakin’ HUGE A** skinny marg- YUM). Little did I realize how bad it was. I will never understand why people take perfectly yummy + healthy things only to add a bunch of unnecessary crap to them. Like WHY would you add sour cream to guac?! I know it’s a money-saving thing + you can spread the guac amoungst more peeps but COME.ON. Eww.

Just a weeee bit upset at how we’ve crashed + burned as a country when it comes to providing wholesome, healthy food.

Anyyyyways, back to the best dang guac ever. This really is so amazing + so simple! We all love simple! No more of that packaged pre-made guac with who knows what in it. Just grab some avos, onions, tomatoes, jalapenos, +  fresh garlic from your local grocer + you’re golden.



  • 3 avocados
  • 1/2 red onion
  • 1 cup cherry tomatoes
  • 2 jalapenos (or hatch green chili if you really love spice + are feeling like livin’ life on the edge-my fave!)
  • 2 cloves garlic, chopped
  • fresh ground black pepper
  • Juice of 1 lime
  • cilantro (optional)
  • pink himalayan salt (optional)

Scoop the avos into a medium sized bowl + mash. Next, add the rest of your chopped up goodness + the lime juice. Season with as much black pepper as your lil heart desires + stir. I always taste test to make sure I have the right amount of everything there. See how easy that was?? This goes so well with so many things: organic tortilla chips, on burgers, in burritos, with eggs, carrots, etc.



Now try really really super duper hard not to devour it all. Yes, it’s healthy but everything in moderation!

+ then I totally got distracted taste-testing + forgot to take a picture of the end result…oops, my B.


| Hatch Green Chile here |